Sometimes, it’s healthy to forget the slack-jawed dregs out in right field and
give your mind something good to eat. Something different. Something
inconsequential. Something that will make you realize there are more important
things in life than sports. That said, this page is dedicated to bringing you
writings of a different sort. Funny, quirky little stories that will be worth the
read more times than not. At least that’s the plan. So sit back, relax, and get
some damn culture already.
ASK THE BRITISH BASEBALL CHICK (4/26)
Q: Dear British Baseball Chick, do you feel that the death of the Queen Mum will signal the
end of “Da Hex” for the Cubs? -Luis
A: Dear Right Field Sucks fan, I’m not quite sure what you mean by “Da Hex,” but I assume
you are talking about their losing streak? Not too sure what the old Queen Mum (God rest
her soul) has to do with that, but who knows? Maybe she will help to spread a bit of luck
across the Atlantic to good old Chicago.
Sam The British Baseball Chick
You know it’s sad to say, but there are a lot of people making some good money this year
due to her death. I don’t know if anyone in the States would bet because I’m not sure if
anyone cares, but I know that over here, there are bets every New Year that this will be
the one where she finally kicks the bucket. There were even rumours going around she was
already dead and they had got some Madame Tussauds set up going on and just gave her
wax work a moving arm so she could still wave. But, alas, she was alive for a whole 102
years (almost) and this time it was not an April fools day joke on the part of the
newscasters in the British Media. They got their facts right this time. You know I often get
asked questions in America about the Royal family and the truth is, no one is too bothered
anymore. People my age are pretty indifferent. They are just there for show and
entertainment and so the tabloids have something extra to put in their papers.
But anyway let’s hope it does signal the end of a losing streak, either way I’m sure that
there will be a large intake of beer whether it gets better or worse, but really what would I
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Submitted by Lane Mott
PAST INVENTIONS 1
PAST INVENTIONS 2
SPRING HAS SPRUNG: TATTOOS HAVE TATTED?
Living in a cold-weather climate like that of Chicago’s generally doesn’t allow its residents
to do a variety of things. Tops on that list is outdoor people-watching.
Now some might think this is a bad thing. Not me. I’d be happier not seeing the bloated
gut of some 34-year-old from Schaumburg, let alone that of her husband. Dude, you’re
pale and chubby. Leave the tank top at home at least until you’ve gotten some sun and
lost that protective blubber.
Then you’ve got the people who try to make up for five months of lack of sun and
neglect on their bodies in one afternoon. Yup, they jog from Irving Park Road all the way
down to the Hancock Building, only to realize they forgot their wallet, and thus have no
ride home for their fat, exhausted New Balance-clad rear. See them out later that night
waiting in line at Barleycorn and not only are they wheeling an oxygen tank behind them,
but an unsightly raccoon-like tan left behind by their sweet-ass pair of Gargoyles.
My favorite has to the be the people who got crazy tattoos over the winter and have
been dying since that drunken hazy night in Cicero to show them off. What do they do?
They bust out the turquoise tank top and other ridiculous staples in their summer
wardrobe that reveal their tacky body art. Just today I saw a guy with “Trust no bitch”
inked in the back of his neck. The motives for this are beyond me, but I wasn’t intrigued
enough to ask the guy.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m no GQ. I’m often told I should ditch my orange Holland 2000
soccer jersey. I also get odd stares when I wear my Blatz beer t-shirt to Jewel. My
fashion sense might be a bit dull, but it’s not gaudy. That’s what you see in the Right
Field bleachers. It’s home of bad hair, nasty women, bloated toddlers and “No Mercy”
tattoos. That’s one of many reasons I sit in Left.
By Random Guy
I think I’d be a good weight loss instructor. I really do. Mostly because people never say
they want to trim some fat off their neck or lose those little ruffles of flab inside their
elbows. They’re much more vague about the whole thing; they’re just looking to drop ten or
fifteen pounds. That’s easy, I’d say, looking them up and down. Your left foot looks like it
weighs about eight pounds, how about we lop that off for you? Now all you have to do is
decide which kidney you want removed and you’ve achieved your goal.
Canned food drives. They mean well, but I can’t help but wonder how many homeless people
are walking around with can openers in their pockets? And if they’re not, do we really want
to make it even harder for them to enjoy a meal? They’re homeless for Christ’s sake. Here
you go Boxcar Joe, a can of delicious snow peas. Now all you have to do is find a way to
pry open the metal, tamper-proof container.
Where does the term “handyman” come from? Europe? Was there some French guy going
around fixing everybody’s toilets and installing new windows? And if so, did he have huge
I love baseball. Pitching, hitting it’s all good. The only part I don’t get is why they make the
managers wear uniforms. Do we really need to see fat old men squeezed into tight pants
and short sleeve shirts? I’m just glad NBA coaches don’t have to dress like the players. The
last thing I need to see is George Karl in a tank top and shorts.
The biggest problem with society, in my mind, is the “stuff.” Now, I’m not talking about
materialism. If you want a 20-foot boat or a new pair of diamond-encrusted shoes, that’s
just fine by me. But why do you have three cabinets packed full of plastic grocery bags?
What are you saving them for? The great grocery bag shortage of 2008? I think people who
have more than twenty of those bags in their home should be forced to use at least five per
day. We need the Bag Patrol going door to door. I’m sorry Mr. Johnson, but I’m going to
have to confiscate that new leather briefcase. Yeah, you’ll be going to the interview with
one of those Piggly Wiggly bags instead. Good luck.
To me, diet soda is the greatest invention in American history. It allows people to feel good
about themselves when they have two Big Macs, a large fry and an apple pie for lunch.
Right, those 90 calories you just saved with the Diet Coke should keep your fat ass from
expanding. How’s that salad with half a cup of Ranch dressing, by the way?
A BRIEF TIME OUT FROM THE REGULARLY SCHEDULED RFS CYNICISM
Admit it – sometimes, amidst all the bitter ranting, the drunken heckling, and the
“Sheffield this, Bonds that and don’t even get me started on the fucking Cardinals”
vitriol spewing, you get a little tired of the bleakness of your soul. You want a little
relief in your life. You want, dare I say it, to laugh with someone and not at them.
It’s time for a little proselytizing because I’ve seen the way to lightness, my friends, and
it is – The Rookie. Yes, the Disney movie version of Tampa Bay Devil Ray’s relief pitcher
Jim Morris who traveled from Texas high school science teacher obscurity to the majors,
all on a dare by his high school players and, oh yeah, his smokin’ 98 mph fastball.
Dennis Quaid’s body double’s silhouette.
I know, I know, I was prepared to hate it too. And I’m not going to kid you – there’s
some sap, some overly dramatic shots, and too many quick-witted, emotionally
precocious children for my taste. Even if it weren’t true, you would always know he was
going to make the majors because hey, this is a Disney movie and the world always
works out perfectly for the relentlessly unhip movie star.
But despite all of this, you love it anyway. Maybe it’s the fact that remained surprisingly
true to Morris’s impossible story. Maybe it’s that Dennis Quaid has finally become a real
man and is completely likeable and humble. But I don’t think so. No, I think the movie
will please each and every baseball fan because it’s honest and hopeful and earnest,
and it makes you truly believe in second chances, in fairy tale endings, and in the joy of
the sport. And at the end of the day, isn’t that why we love baseball?
Believe me – suck it up and go see it. Take your girlfriend, borrow a kid, hell, just sit
next to a family if you feel embarrassed about being such a manly man in a Disney
movie. I dare you to try to resist the good nature of this movie. And when you find
yourself rooting for the underdog, holding your breath on the final pitch, and smiling at
the saw-it-coming-from-a-mile-away ending, well, it’s okay. It’ll be our secret.
Cushing’s syndrome can be a medical disorder due to hormonal dysfunction especially chronic exposure of the cells within the body to high amounts of cortisol. Cortisol is famous for adding fat in certain areas like the abdomen. Hypercortisolism typically affects individuals between 20 to 50 years old and is uncommon.
Frequent symptoms caused Cushing’s syndrome and by hypercortisolism are:
- Weight gain especially in the abdomen
- Full and round face, usually called moon face
- Backache, that might be imputed to taking the weight in front that is excess
- Head Aches
- Skin infections that are excessive
- Tiredness and weakness
- Fat collection between shoulders, usually attributed as a buffalo hump
- Stretch marks or purple stripes to the skin like abdomen, breasts and thighs
- Thirst and urination that is increased
- Cessation of menstrual cycle
Some individuals who take steroids like Prednisone over a long period time grow Cushing’s syndrome, while it is developed by some people due to an elevated number of cortisol being created within their bodies.
Cortisol production begins from the hypothalamus delivering a corticotropin-releasing hormone towards the pituitary gland, then your pituitary gland releases another hormone called an adrenocorticotropin hormone which stimulates the adrenal glands after which they launch the hormone cortisol in to the body. When the quantity of cortisol hormone in the bloodstream has already been standard the hypothalamus and pituitary can release quite little of these hormones, which makes sure the cortisol which is generated by the adrenals is only enough to satisfy the needs of the body rather than too large of an amount.
A tumor within the pituitary gland may be the number 1 cause for Cushing’s syndrome. Adrenal tumors are called adrenal adenomas and are generally not malignant. Cancerous tumors of the adrenal glands is more unusual.
Some tumors can occur outside the pituitary gland which can create ACTH. This disorder is known as ectopic ACTH syndrome, tumors producing this disorder could be malignant or benign.
Some people who’ve inherited disorders including increased dangers for endocrine tumors might be predisposed to build up Cushing’s syndrome, although most instances of the disorder called Cushing’s isn’t inherited.
Analyzing lab reports, the patient’s entire medical history and physical examination does diagnosing Cushing’s. Xrays of the patient’s glands like adrenal can be helpful with diagnosing and showing any tumors.
The disease connected and can also be led with Cushing’s such as cholesterol levels, diabetes, hypertension and abnormal triglycerides and polycystic ovarian disease.
Treatment is determined by the reason that may contain from removal of tumors to cortisol drugs to inhibit the creation of the hormone and caused the disorder. When the cause of Cushing’s is related to over-use of steroids like Prednisone, decrease of the drug may be enough to restrain the Cushing’s disorder.
Dr. Alise Reicin, vice president of Merck’s clinical research made an incredible comment during recent testimony in a Vioxx trial. The federal trial involving the makers of the drug, Merk, has outside consultants pitted against company representatives regarding opinions of whether the drug should have been removed from the market for inducing heart attacks. ”The overwhelming majority thought we should have Vioxx on the market but change the label; we elected to be very conservative and take Vioxx off the market,” Reicin testified, adding that she still does not believe Vioxx causes heart attacks.
That statement in likely of little comfort to Evelyn Irvin Plunkett who is suing the drug maker over her husband’s death. Richard ”Dicky” Irvin died in 1991 after taking the drug for only one month.
There was evidence that Vioxx caused heart attacks long before it was marketed to the public. The fact that Dr. Reicin can make such a statement is a stunning example of just how greedy large drug companies have become.
Despite the fact that most studies seem to focus on men’s increased risks of heart disease, women would do well to try to prevent it too. And just as drinking tons of milk during menopause probably won’t reduce your risks of osteoporosis, physicians are now telling us we need to think about our hearts early in life, too.
I don’t think I can emphasize this enough. This particular study shows that stress can reduce estrogen levels; this process contributes to “a buildup of plaque in the blood vessels.” However, the damage can be reversed by reducing stress. I wonder if this is part of the reason exercise has so many health benefits. Sometimes, I can be wound up like a top, and I need a long run to relax me just so I can function properly. I hate to think of the damage to my blood vessels if I didn’t have that.
Finally we got lots of rain and then some sun and the plants have kind of exploded on us. Perfect timing too as Race For the Cure is this weekend and our after race party is going to be held in the back yard. I took some pics of our lovely plants. We start on the front porch with this awesome red plant I bought from the horticulture dept at school. Then there is our frog and his flowers. And finally these guys are doing great there on the front porch. The back yard is looking good too. If you look close you can our first peach. This is a pic of the rose in the back. We planted tomatoes, onions, cilantro and jalapenos in the garden this year. We call it our “salsa” garden. Last but not least, our red oak we planted two years ago is doing very well.
This may be too much information for some of you but i finally lost a toenail. It feels much better but not too attractive in sandals! It is almost a relief so i can start growing a new one. Wonder if it will come back another color or texture as my hair did after the first time i lost it?!?! It really freaked my four year old out (the nail loss) but we had a great lesson about regrowth. Just like a teacher to make it a learning experience.
In previous few months the popularity for women to wear fashion cowboy boots is growing. In several instances this is because they’ve found their favorite celebrity wearing a pair for example Jessica Simpson. Nevertheless, although you need a pair of cowboy boots that seem hip and fashionable you must also make sure that the ones you get are not comfortless. Below we offer some directions that may be certain you get this kind of pair of boots for you.
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International Society for Stem Cell Research (ISSCR)
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National Marrow Donor Program
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It started with curiosity & concern
Although we’ve really started up as a business more recently, yet we’ve been around for so much longer than that. I’ve been working on these recipes and ingredients for as a long as my children have been around and I realised like all mothers just how much they love chocolate and I have always wondered why we deny them what they so love?
Study & research
And as I traveled around the world I saw that some really healthy people are neither afraid nor out of balance about chocolate, they enjoy it and it works well for them… and that made me want to do some research on the benefits of chocolate myself and believe me there is quite a sizable list of Health benefits in a chocolate.
Sharing with the world
And so we really do wish to share all these great concoctions and recipes that can make a chocolate truly wholesome and healthy – and thats why Health in a Chocolate !!! So the next time you eat Chocolate, you can eat it with absolutely no underlying worry about weight, health or tooth decay, in fact you might find that with all of these concerns at bay you will probably for the first time in many years Really really enjoy a chocolate completely!
AT HIC We Know That Health Is Everyone’s Concern And We Promote Healthier Choices Everytime …Studies Show That Eating A Small Amount Of Dark Chocolate Two Or Three Times Each Week Can Help Lower Your Blood Pressure. Dark Chocolate Improves Blood Flow And May Help Prevent The Formation Of Blood Clots. Eating Dark Chocolate May Also Prevent Arteriosclerosis (Hardening Of The Arteries).
At HIC Each Chocolate Is Made With Years Of Thought, Love And Experience To Ensure That You Get The Maximum Benefit Of Chocolate In Each Bite!!! So The Next Time You’re Looking For A Healthy Snack – Think About Some Dark Chocolate…
Enjoy All The Antioxidant Properties That Nature Has Wrapped Into Chocolate So Perfectly And Add To Your Youth And Happiness Quotient…
The Reason Why Cocoa And Dark Chocolate Pack Such A Punch Is Because The Antioxidants Are So Concentrated. Antioxidants Help Free Your Body Of Free Radicals, Which Cause Oxidative Damage To Cells. Free Radicals Are Implicated In The Aging Process And May Be A Cause Of Cancer, So Eating Antioxidant Rich Foods Like Dark Chocolate Can Protect You From Many Types Of Cancer And Slow The Signs Of Aging.
For that special occasion
We all have those special occasions or may be some one special. For those special moments and people we would love to create something different and memorable for you to box up these healthy treats in.We have a team of associates that will work on a package concpet that is specially for you or may be for that spcecial wedding or anniversary that means so much to you.
Ofcourse Diwali, Ganpati, Christmas, we have endless reasons to celebrate in India
So add that color, idea and that special touch to your invitations or announcements or celebrations with a spceially done chocolate box… We can also use custom ingredients and moulds to make it that much more exclusive and memorable for you!!! So just call and let’s talk about it
Ordering and stocking
While your orders are welcome at any time and for all occasions and reasons and we do keep ourselves marginally well stocked almost always, yet we hope that you can give us a few days to deliver the order.Our chocolates are created from scratch and the ingredients are always fresh and we choose to keep it that way, which is why we need that extra time and we don’t retail for the same reason.
Please note that HIC is really custom made and home made, fresh and healthy chocolate, the chocolates must be consumed within a week’s time and orders must be placed in advance so we can give you the best home made chocolates.
Call us 3 days in advance for a minimum order of upto 2 kg’s
Written by greenteahealth.org
Literally, all people are familiar with green tea and its benefits to the health. It contains medicinal properties which are known to aid in the metabolism process, the prevention of certain cancers and other heart ailments, and of course the numerous other diseases that can cause the human body more troubles. But what about white tea? What is it all about? White tea is oftentimes compared to the green tea. Read on to discover the facts that distinguish the green tea versus white tea.
Green Tea versus White Tea
Same with green tea, white tea is also austerely processed so that its natural properties will not be lost. It is picked before the entire buds completely open. The white tea likewise still contains those white hairs in its leaves.
In contrast with green tea, white tea is endowed with a lighter and sweeter taste. But similar with that of the green tea, white tea should also be steeped into a low water temperature. The selection of white tea includes the golden moon, white peony, silver needle, and white cloud. Moreover, white tea contains a higher dose of polyphenols more than the green tea. These anti-oxidants therefore have a better capacity of protecting the health against the impeding dangers.
So, which one is a better option? Is it the green tea or the white tea? They certainly have loads of health benefits in store for its patrons. When pondering on the benefits of green tea versus white tea, it will be best to consult your health care provider.